just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Two words: nipple clamps
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