This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have aggressive nipples.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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