fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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