alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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