i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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