chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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