Pappa wants mamma naked
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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