the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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