I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
This baby is an asshole
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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