Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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