I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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