Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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