No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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