you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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