Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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