it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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