Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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