theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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