her vagine was all disorganized.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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