my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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