He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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