his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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