fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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