it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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