Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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