Sry I called you an 8
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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