STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize
