Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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