weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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