gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You pole danced in your parka.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Your penis caused this!
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