I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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