i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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