never play flip cup with pint glasses
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
