After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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