Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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