I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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