No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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