so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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