i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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