everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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