She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
drinking out of a sandbucket again
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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