What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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