I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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