Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So much rum. So many feels.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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