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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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