Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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