I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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