Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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