and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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