You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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