belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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