Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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