So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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