How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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