Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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