Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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