I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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